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A humor blog with the occasional cute animal or disney gif

Have you ever had this one person in your life where, no matter what they say, you just want to slap them? Like whenever they speak. And it doesn’t matter how helpful they are, you just wanna smack em. Like, they could totally be like “Hey, this is how you balance a check book” or “you look nice today” or whatever but you still wanna hive five their cheeks three hundred times in a row really hard.

beerito:

are u in love with me? no?? *slides u a chocolate pudding* how about now?

gameraboy:

Walt Disney explaining the upcoming Haunted Mansion attraction. From the Disneyland 10th Anniversary Special (1965)

4thofjulys:

either that was a firework or another tribute is dead 

cookiedoujin:

boys are the stupidest creatures 

jean-valkirstein:

sanjista:

melancholicmarionette:

Imagine how is touch the sky

return here, please carts, i’m begging you

don’t dead open inside

jean-valkirstein:

sanjista:

melancholicmarionette:

Imagine how is touch the sky

return here, please carts, i’m begging you

don’t dead open inside

zimothy:

froststripe:

whatjanesays:

ticklefighting:

potterheadschamber:

Floridians during a hurricane.

accurate

"It ain’t even a Category 3 … the mall is still open." - actual quote from the last hurricane I was in.

As a Floridian, I can say how accurate this is

yep

bouncingdodecahedrons:

iamsineater:

magnificenttitanic:

And addendum to my post about the panel not being a door, because every second person who reblogged it felt like replying or tagging with “but Jack could fit!”

I tried to ignore this.

But  I couldn’t.

You have too much time on your hands.   Get a hobby.  

The RMS Titanic (and 3D modeling in an associated project) IS my hobby.

daveyoufool:

So I saw this cute girl going down the street with an amazing ass. I was all “DAMN GIRL, YOU GOT AN AMAZING ASS.” She was like “thanks, there’s a sale across the block, I got him there.” Now I have a pet donkey too, he was five bucks and his name is Leopold. And he hates thunderstorms.

tastefullyoffensive:

The 5 Greatest Weaknesses of DC Superheroes [dorkly]